oh little brown mouse
bane of my existence
please leave my home soon
The mouse is still at large. We have tried various methods for extermination. Humane, quick but lethal, homemade or store bought. This mouse is smarter than the average bear mouse. He must go.
I am running out of bleach. And out of sanity.
I named him Herman Melville, after the author of Moby Dick. He is my great white whale. I fear that he will end up killing us both in the end. Or maybe I'm being a tad bit dramatic. But, EWWWW! Mouse in my house! Gross!
And this is all that a certain squirrel hunter extraordinaire has done to help...
What a bum.
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